i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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