My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
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I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
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Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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