i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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