I'm really into asian looking animals
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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