the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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