So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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