And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I'm just crazy horny about you
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
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