Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
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Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
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He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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