Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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