i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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