i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
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I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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