is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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