We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
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porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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