I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Acid is not a monday night drug
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
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I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
me + whiskey = a bad person
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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