K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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