quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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