so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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