Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
