Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
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Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
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Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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