No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
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I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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