And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
