do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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