Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
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At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
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I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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