We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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