windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
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Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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