i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
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There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
BRING THE BAGELS
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
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