If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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