Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
He felt like a one man threesome
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
