I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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