In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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