ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
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The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
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I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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