I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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