Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
