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(917): View more from New York City

my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter

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(276): View more from Virginia

Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck

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(773): View more from Illinois

Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.

(662): View more from Mississippi

Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me

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How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question

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(438): View more from Quebec

gladiator or hannah montana?

(514): View more from Quebec

This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.

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(862): View more from New Jersey

This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.

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