There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
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She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
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i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
i think my cat just said my name.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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