Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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