Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
