is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
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Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
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I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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