But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
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we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
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When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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