about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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