I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
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some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
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I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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