Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
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Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
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I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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