I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
there is glitter all over my balls
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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