There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
My butt remains clenched, sir.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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