She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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