Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'm having to shit out rocks
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