I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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