Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
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If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
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No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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