Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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