i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
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Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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