How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
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When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
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My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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