Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
he had hair everywhere except his balls
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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