so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
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