Please, let me fuck your mom
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
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just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
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other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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